
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt

Why do you assume I wouldn’t eat twenty-two packs of sugar?
yeah really
this is like those anti-music piracy ads that are like “YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A CAR…”
well shit maybe i would
you don’t know me
The first comment.
even before seeing the comments
i thought
im pretty sure i would eat 22 packs of sugar thank you
i would eat 22 packs of sugar and then steal a car
I’m going to eat 22 packets of sugar, steal a car, and kidnap the Declaration of Independence.
^ oh same.
same
I totally would eat them and i drink it ‘cause it’s DELICIOUS
Fuck you, I have eaten 22 packs of sugar!
I would both eat and drink 22 packs of sugar.
I’d drink 22 packs of sugar even if it had fructose corn syrup, malic acid, and phosphoric acid
lol omg



